Perhaps everybody has a garden of Eden, I don’t know; but they have scarcely seen their garden before they see the flaming sword. Then, perhaps, life only offers the choice of remembering the garden or forgetting it. Either, or: it takes strength to remember, it takes another kind of strength to forget, it takes a hero to do both. People who remember court madness through pain, the pain of the perpetually recurring death of their innocence; people who forget court another kind of madness, the madness of the denial of pain and the hatred of innocence; and the world is mostly divided between madmen who remember and madmen who forget. Heroes are rare.

Today Publisher’s Weekly announced that my memoir Fish Food will be published by Simon & Schuster’s Atria Books in early 2014.

I’m so elated that I’m doing Rihanna’s “vagina” dance from “Birthday Cake” on SNL.

Desire is not enough. You need to have a need, and if you have that need then chances are you’re already writing. That’s why I’m always suspicious when people come up to me and say, ‘Mr. Pitts I’m an aspiring writer.’ There is no such thing as aspiring. You’re either a writer or you are not.
Here my image lies, on the Contributors page of Ladygunn magazine’s Fall issue, in which I write about my first crush who helped me find the love of my life.
You can buy a digital or hardcopy of Ladygunn’s latest issue online.

Here my image lies, on the Contributors page of Ladygunn magazine’s Fall issue, in which I write about my first crush who helped me find the love of my life.

You can buy a digital or hardcopy of Ladygunn’s latest issue online.

You have to let people see what you wrote. It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated.
My boyfriend Aaron published my first blog Musings on Love. It’s now my first book, a story about a girl who becomes fully herself after learning to love.
What a Christmas surprise!

My boyfriend Aaron published my first blog Musings on Love. It’s now my first book, a story about a girl who becomes fully herself after learning to love.

What a Christmas surprise!

“I’ve already written the first page. It’s really awesome. I plan to finish by the end of the week.”

-Clueless aspiring writer in “So You Want to Write a Novel”

The real writer is who they were between 9 and 15.
Theme ensures that no matter how unique your personal experience, how unusual your story its essence will find resonance in others. By having an identifiable human dilemma at the heart of your story, you can concentrate on what makes you unique and on specific details in the writing. You can select what is surprising and unexpected in your experience without fear of losing the bond of commonality with a reader.